It's sort of funny when you think about it: why consider moving into an assisted living facility when a Holiday Inn is even more convenient and cheaper?
With the cost of a nursing home or assisted living sky-high on a daily basis, and the Holiday Inn less than $100, why not save the cash and take advantage of the many conveniences of the Holiday Inn? Factor in that you'll receive both a senior discount and a long-term discount, and you can probably move into the Holiday Inn for as little as $50 daily.
Other advantages of the Holiday Inn rather than the nursing home:
Breakfast is included and some Holiday Inn's even have free afternoon Happy Hour and appetizers. So really, the only food you have to pay for is lunch, and perhaps dinner.
The Holiday Inn has a free workout room, swimming pool, and spa, plus laundry facilities right on site.
You get free shampoo, soap, toothpaste, and razors at the hotel.
Just tip the staff a few dollars daily and they'll be hustling like crazy to help you out. And, they'll treat you like what you are; a customer rather than a problem or patient.
Whenever you feel like it, just hop on the Holiday Inn's airport shuttle bus, spend the day walking at the airport for exercise, people-watching, and enjoying the nice restaurants.
You're not stuck at just one place: you can move from Holiday Inn to Holiday Inn, and even to different cities.
Of course, there's daily room service, and the maids will double as attendants or nurses. After all, if they discover that you're sick, they'll be happy to call a doctor for you...or an undertaker.
The family will be thrilled to visit you on vacation and may even stay over! After all, the grand-kids can even use the pool.